The Judge, and Extras.

Hot
- The Weather. Here comes the sun, and I say it's all right.
- The feeling of Roy's Mohawk.
- Industrie bar. Cheap Jaeger, but it shuts too early.
- Goran playing basketball. Seriously, what isn't this guy good at?
Not
- Whitley garlic bread. Just because mould made penicillin, does not mean I want it for dinner.
- The look of Roy's Mohawk.
- Undecorated Whitley toilets. Some corridors need to get their acts together!
- SWOTVAC/exams.

Fashion Advice
In fashion, one thing we all agree on is that the establishment is passe. Keeping this in mind, this week, anything that a "shop" (or front for the capitalists) is selling is out. Wear only that which no one else is or could be wearing. And of course only wear it once.

Immedioscopes (More accurate if read on the toilet)
Upper red - You will experience an odour.
Lower red - Toilet seats will remain chilly.
Upper blue - You fail to find true happiness while reading this.
Lower blue - I can't see you right now.
Upper yellow - You will realise Cal has used the toilet you're using now.
Lower yellow - You will consume food this week.
Upper green - Your next shower will involve bubbles of some kind.
Lower green - You will finish reading this sentence.
Girl's purple - You will soon pull up your pants.
Boy's purple - You will be unhappy with your overall appearence in the mirror upon leaving the toilet cubicle.

Introducing... Mama Muji!
We all know that we love Muji. But what does Muji know about love?
Turns out, quite a bit. As such, he has volunteered to be you guide! Drop your emotional quandaries and pressing questions of love in to Cal or Muji's room (313/314) and be enlightened by Whitley's very own relationship guru!